Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"
He kinda looks like he has glasses.
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit
"he’s making that face again isn’t he"
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow
*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….