some white girls should just never dance
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling